You know you are an INTJ when…

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You know you are an INTJ when.

06-04-2011, 01:04 AM

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– You research projected ocean level rise within the next 50 years for the area you consider buying a house in;

– you spend six months calculating and re-calculating the actual longterm cost of owning a Corolla vs. owning a Prius because hot damn, they won’t trap you with all the hybrid hype! There’ve got to be some catches, and you ARE going to find them – such as a statistically evident 67% chance of having to replace a six thousand dollar battery every 12 years. Ha! You’ll find out which is better yet;

– you read all the labels on everything you purchase, and you actually know what all that stuff is, too – sodium benzoate, E330, sorbitol.

– it drives you mad when book authors are being vague about car makes. Come on! It’s a 1998 Mercedes E 290, now was that so hard to specify?

– the question how are you? seems a fascinating impulse to delve into about eight days of well-structured navel gazing with the aid of a lengthy bibliography of relevant works from the realm of clinical psychology;

– party invitations make you feel only slightly less elated than a dentist appointment;

– the idea of working alone, underground, with nuclear technology, and getting meals delivered through a hatch, sounds like a dream job;

– the beach is too busy because there’s a lonely figure walking a dog about a mile away;

– you can think of ten good reasons to buy a Lada Niva;

– you dream of being Jules Verne’s original Captain Nemo;

– you wake up in the morning with four feasible product ideas you put in your diary immediately before even yawning;

– you know which items are in your fridge, how much of them is left, and which research publications prompted you to buy them in the first place;

– all your objects stay like new because you have read up on perfect maintenance for all of them;

– the idea of spending the evening re-arranging the kitchen cabinet contents in a more strategic manner sounds almost too exciting – what a project! And not to be taken lightly, of course. Let’s see, do we have literature on this.

– The answer to the question do you need a pen? is actually too complex to provide off-handedly, and it almost insults you a bit that someone even considers this possible and puts you in such a tight spot with that;

– you can shed tears of joy and experience a full range of emotions reading statistical data printouts

These are actually based on myself.

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