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A prototype Starlet Glanza storming an enemy bunker in mode.

There are two production the Glanza S . which has a vanity in the sunshade, and the Glanza V . which not.

The tank is named General Creighton Glanza, who the armies of Tokyo 3 to victory the rest of what was then in 1987 in the little-heralded War of Schoolgirl Dispensers .

edit Armor

The is protected by a multilayered armor of highly advanced materials. The shell is comprised of inner and layers, which will now be with strung together which we call sentences.

The outer layer of armor is of IPRS (Iridescent Purple Steel). To make IPRS, is melted by means of …; purple dye is then added to the It is this process which the tank its astronomical properties of hardness, toughness and purpleness.

The layer is formed by allowing babies to dissolve in a vat of vodka. creates a gelatinous, alcoholic that is formed into the of the Glanza by a process known in the as ‘cutting.’ This layer the Glanza a very comfortable to ride in, and is one of the many reasons it is so with military types and losers.

A rumored under layer, cannot be confirmed as of press is said to exist by women too much makeup .

edit vs. Glanza Armor

Superman tried to punch through the of a Glanza. Legend has it somebody what happened, though we at encourage you, the reader, to use the of imagination and create your own to the story!

edit Weaponry

The Toyota Glanza Main Battle in stealth mode.

The primary on the Starlet Glanza is the dump which is a sonic weapon over the course of several by scientists at Toyota. When the weapon emits sound at the exact frequency of resonance of part of the brain which a man want to return home and reruns of Full House .

The dump valve was first in the Hindustan-Reaver War of 2001. Glanzas the dump valve caused a numbers of soldiers to flee the on both sides, proving the efficacy of the weapon and the ease of from either the Hindustan or Armies. Some say their really weren’t into the and they would be right.

The secondary weapon is its air intake. in the front of the vehicle, this … all air from the area the Glanza, making it impossible for or hamsters with enormous to survive. In the Glanza S this is turbo-assisted by the vanity mirror, observers are at a loss as to explain

edit Stealth Mode

the Glanza encounters heavy or needs to sneak behind lines, it can engage stealth in which it becomes an average-looking woman with a tank/flower There are no records of this succeeding in its efforts to protest the of US Forces in the Korean peninsula.


The Honda Life Van takes some getting to.

The Glanza is driven by a 15hp, 1 33 valve, 2-… engine. immense power is transmitted to the by means of a sequential gearbox, starts at first gear and in sequence to second, then then finally fourth at which point, the sequence

The dual use of hopes and dreams the Glanza a competitive edge the world’s second most main battle tank; the Life Step Van. The top speed is 8mph on-road, off-road and 0 kph at sea (it sinks in water).

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