Ford Festiva 1998 Review

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Max Eduardo from Milwaukee, WI in a fan mail the following:

#8220;We all the recent updates but what the dude, where are the humor you are known for. Did you get depressed on us or while doing your thing? Where#8217;s the music?

miss the humor posts, were full of win.

We miss the music, where is

Well, I must admit, written too much about stuff lately so back to the board we go!

I#8217;ve been to many strange smells in my and I can attest that I can let some farts loose at times, nothing stacks up to the pure of Medicine. Only in medicine can you the worst of the worst. Read on to out the nastiest smells you can find with nicknames and advice to back on to avoid being on of people.

C. Diff Surprise: A on the stink-o-meter. C.diff is a bacteria colonizes the GI tract sometimes antibiotic treatment. You see it alot in home patients who get admitted to the C. Diff smells like 4 liquid diarrhea, 2 parts and 1 part of vanilla to create a sweet but nausea inducing cloud of …. It permeates the immediately and penetrates through surgical masks.

Never ever place under your nose to the smell as the vicks just the smell further back and the nausea. (Personal experience). preceded by a liquidy sounding and followed by a cascade of watery hitting the floor or a bedpan.

to do:

1) Run away immediately and page a for clean up on isle two.

2) Flagyl

3) Wash your immediately 2-3 times to avoid c.diff yourself.

4) Thank the Lord that you don#8217;t C.diff

5) Page your or medical student STAT to go out said patient for #8220;learning

Essence of Psuedomonas: 9/10 on the usually found in an abscess surgery or in a morbidly obese patient. Psuedomonas hits you a very sweet smell followed by a stinch that to an aborted panda fetus or crap after ingestion of raw or Taco Bell food. seen psuedomonas smell down an entire block of OR at one of the hospitals I worked at due to causing to spontaneously blow chunks.

What to do:

1) Run away if possible.

2) If you are in surgery, it is not acceptable to vomit as are supposed to have acquired (no sense of smell), so grab the sterile field and think of a place. If this does not inhale the bovie smoke. It may like burned flesh but it smelling psuedomonas.

3) If possible, the intern to come #8220;incise and this abscess STAT for purposes#8221;. Hell, bring the students too. Make take a deep whiff to their poor virgin

Then see #1.

4) Order antibiotics for

5) Write an order for Febreeze turn off your pager.

Eu de Schmutz: For those who have not on, I am talking about #8220;feminine Ranges from 5-10 on the Factors that contribute to the of the smell are as follows: If your presents and states something #8220;Mah junk iz messsed up or has flies rotating around you can expect a 10. Date of last is also an important contributory

Expect a 10 if it is greater than 1 in time. For those of you who need for the number scale, here it is. is ripped straight from the England Journal of Rejected Studies#8221;

Severity of Smell

5# Park Urinal Cake

#6 Cod

#7 Raw sewage

#8 Necrotic Colon

#9 Panda Fetus

#10 Liquid or Big Momma#8217;s Butt Crack

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to do:

1) Avoid using a clothespin if try to … it up. Using a Clothespin is bad

2) If doing a pelvic and/or examination, get in, take your and get out as quick as possible. The longer you the more smell particles are released into the air. At a level, your next may get nauseous from lingering or even worse, HAZMAT will have to be called to the room.

3) Ask your medical student if he the experience of doing a pap/pelvic Be sure to stand in the corner of the and step in if he/she is taking too to avoid complications as mentioned in #2.

4) Prescribe a bar of soap if indicated.

5) a gas mask, tell your that you have the swine flu and it is for her own

Bathroom Stench: 4-10 on Factors depend on many including location of bathroom, normal occupants, size and to cafeteria food. The worst smells are from either the cafeteria bathroom or the OR Men#8217;s Room toliets. Out of the two, the OR locker room is the worse. surgeon#8217;s are … retentive and is not an exception.

They will it in for hours as they slice and around their surgical letting their poop and ferment in it#8217;s stinkiness. In the 7 they have in between they will invade the 2-3 stalls in the corner of the Men#8217;s room and let loose from the in a cacophony of intestinal fortitude. If had a Forte, this would be it.

Add that to the fact that the is usually stressed out from his and has massive parasympathetic discharge on which results in instant The end result of course is that the resident or medical student in to change into their or even worse, use the adjacent It can range from nausea to instant ejection of stomach I was privvy to this on one of my urology at the end of my 4th year.В  One of my attendings was dropping kids off at the pool and I swear his exploded.В  What followed was the of a … cow. Be warned.

On the hand, the cafeteria bathrooms aren#8217;t quite as bad but they can be The cafeteria where I work has good food but they skimp on the grease.В  Nothing diarrhea like Crisco in bowels.В В  Although generally not as bad as the OR there can be some whoppers, on Taco day.В  Generally if you are in this should only be a 5 or 6 on stink-o-meter.В  If you get nauseated in the cafeteria then maybe you should up and be a radiology tech or even a radiologist.

What to do:

1)В  Try to avoid bathrooms or use a private bathroom if

2)В  Lysol spray if in the room, otherwise hand smell should suffice.В  that smell yo!

3)В  down on the floor, remember rises and poop smell is the

4)В  Sit down in the stall door and make a worse yourself.

5) Page your student STAT and tell him a case is pending and that he to use the restroom ASAP before the

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