1991 BMW 318

4 Feb 2015 | Author: | Comments Off on 1991 BMW 318
BMW 318

1991 BMW 318 – $2650 (Spring)

1991 BMW 318i odometer: 122776

I had this really rad ad all typed up, and Craig and his goonies keep insta-flagging the got damn post for some reason- so here’s the super lame-o run down on the car:

What do successful people drive? Hondas and cheap Japanese cars? NO! They drive German cars. You might as well start your young teen on the right foot of success with a BMW.

I mean, unless you want them to flip burgers the rest of their lives.

Now, when I say God’s chariot I meant it. But, like all small business owners- God is a pretty busy fellow. When He owned it, He didn’t have time for maintenance or basic repairs- I mean think about it- He’s got WAY bigger fish to fry than to take care of his commuter car. Floods, the earth, universe stuff, that big cloud in the sky (no, not affiliated with Apple). so he sold it to me.

He told me let someone enjoy the ultimate driving machine. He rode it hard and put it up wet so to speak- so I got it and decided to play with it on my down time. Hey, God stuff is hard work, don’t judge Him!

Here’s the list of things done to it within the last 250 miles.

• Timing chain

• Timing chain guides (all of them)

• Timing chain tensioner

• Upper and lower timing case cover gaskets

• Water pump and thermostat gaskets.

• Low temperature thermostat

• Upper and lower intake gaskets

• Intake valves, with valve job

• Valve cover gasket and grommets

• Coil on plug conversion to ditch the crappy coil block it came with originally.

• New battery.

• Rear heavy duty shock mounts

• Air conditioning recharged

Where can you find an iconic car in automotive history, WITH WORKING AIR CONDITIONING?!

Let’s get to some specifics:

• It has tires on it that are in good shape.

• The interior has E30is Recaro sport seats. Oh yea, you heard me. No lame-o 318 sedan seats- These are out of an E30 coupe, and they are the super awesome sport seat!

• It has a short shift kit and bad ass shifter knob. You will feel like Mario Andretti or Danica Patrick (depending on your gender) whenever you drive this thing.

• It as an Alpine CD player in it. One less thing to buy, and the tunes work!

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• It has a back seat. Imagination sold separately.

• This car goes SO FAST, the paint literally has come off on it. Apparently the German that painted it in 1991 did not put enough sweat or beer in the paint- and thus it has started to peel/fade. Deal with it. Plasti-dip it or vinyl wrap it if it weirds you out. Or let your friend from art class paint it with some cool design.

Turn it into a BMW art-car like Andy Worhal did. I BET the majority of it could be buffed and waxed out- but I ain’t doing it.

• The dash is cracked. Before you go dude the dash is cracked, I want to buy the car for 29 dollars every E30 has a cracked dash. Consider yourself in an elite club now.

• The 5 speed shifts like an exotic sports car. If you get used to its tight shift pattern and you could drive an 18 wheeler, I’m sure*

*not very sure of that

• The interior is pretty dope for 1991. That being said, I don’t want any lip from you about its condition. It’s probably as old, or possibly older than you. Respect your elders.

• It smells like an E30. Seriously, they have their own smell. Once you smell it, it’s a smell that will never be forgotten.

Kinda like when your uncle from the other side of the family farted at the Thanksgiving dinner table. I was embarrassed for him, ’cause he sure wasn’t! Use air fresheners if you aren’t too keen to the smell of amazing 1991 BMW engineering.

• It comes with a FREE and CLEAN sun visor thingie to keep the heat out.

832- 7nine7- nine 114.

Your busy, Im busy.

Text me, Ill text you back.

Location: Spring

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